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asscracking 

An regular asswhomping only supersides
You going to get such an asscracking
asscracking by David Jacinto November 17, 2003
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Asscrackistan 

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.
"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."
Asscrackistan by Spork134 September 22, 2008

Ass-Cracking 

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.
Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?
Ass-Cracking by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

AssCracken 

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.
"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"
AssCracken by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018

Asschecking 

In hockey if you push/check someone with your ass it's called asschecking.
Hockey player 1: Aha my friend just got a bodychecking penalty

Hockey player 2: Actually he made that guy fall with his ass it's an asschecking penalty

Hockey player 1: Damn hella thicc can't control his own ass...
Asschecking by Melidramaticchicc January 7, 2020

asscrackious maximus 

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"
asscrackious maximus by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010

AssFracking

The practice of clearing residual crap and aid in reducing swelling from/of the Anus/Rectum, while showering; with a pulsing shower wand. A useful exercise for ensuring personal hygiene and relieving posterior discomfort due to constipation, IBS, hemorrhoids, and paper rash. Sometimes referred to as an instant enema.
In order to save time instilling my personal hygiene, I prefer AssFracking as a substitute to sitting around with a ass full of suds.
AssFracking by davo77 June 1, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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