Cumf

Having an orgasm and farting at the same time.

Dude, I totally cumfed when she was blowing me yesterday.

by Cumf Santa October 4, 2012

Cumfs

The Comfiest part of a piece of furniture or person.

Wtf, this couch doesn't have any cumfs at all

by prittybabe24 July 31, 2010

Cumf fu

the skillful art of being extreamly comffy

my friend is a master of cumf fu when he is laying back in his lazy boy

by jay korn January 22, 2007

cumf

It is a sly way of saying "CUNT" we all know that women detest the word so may help u stop saying the word.

Fuck u ya cumf !!!

by dntcare June 30, 2022