Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011

Cumfusion

1. Wondering should you ejaculate (cum) in this female you just met and what would this action bring as consequences and are you going to take the risk

2. Also, wondering did you ejaculate(cum) in this woman that you woke up next to, After completely blacking out last night.

Bobby: Dang, Jim there was a ugly woman in my bed... Right now i'm pretty cumfused.

Jim: I'm not. There should be no cumfusion i heard your orgasm from across the hall last night... 6 hours i can't forget.

Cumfusion by Its Billy BOB Joe August 7, 2014

Cumfusion

A state of mind a pregnant woman is in when she doesn't know who the father of the child is.

"Well I slept with Darren but then Jamal the night after, and I don't know who the father is. I'm in a state of cumfusion."

Cumfusion by MB71 May 17, 2022

Cumfusion

Cumfusion is an Anatomical Phenomenon that Occurs when Non-Ejaculated Semen Oozes from a Once-Erect Penis & Cures into an Adhesive, thus Bonding or “Fusing” One’s Member to their Inner Thigh, Stomach or Any Other Body Part within a Cock Radius. Cumfusion often Occurs after One Blows a Load & Remains Stationary; in Most Cases the Future Cumfused is Napping, Sleeping it Off or Awaiting Sandwich Preparation or Completion by the Generous Creature that Aided in the Ejaculatory Process, either by: an Ole Fashioned (HJ), Oral Stimulation (BJ), Sex within Various Orifices, etc. Hot Showers Can Quickly Aid the De-Bonding Process & Allow One to Wash the Stanky Off their Hang-Down.

I Hit It, Passed Out, then Woke Up with Major Cumfusion, so I Awkwardly Hobbled to the Shower & Put that Bitch on High Heat...Problem Solved.

Cumfusion by Corp. Clegg May 29, 2021

Cumfusion

The feeling after you do something you’d never normally do, simply because you were too horny to think straight.

Harold's cumfusion set in quickly after realizing he may have developed an adult diaper fetish.

Cumfusion by tblop November 19, 2017

Cumfusion

When you have cum on your face and don’t know what to do.

My baby daddy put me in cumfusion

Cumfusion by Cumfusion May 19, 2021

Cumfusion

The shocked and surprised look they get when you cum in their mouth without warning.

She didn't text me back after I left her in a state of cumfusion.

Cumfusion by NinjaHammer July 8, 2022