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Having an orgasm and farting at the same time.
Dude, I totally cumfed when she was blowing me yesterday.
by Cumf Santa October 03, 2012
The Comfiest part of a piece of furniture or person.
Wtf, this couch doesn't have any cumfs at all
by prittybabe24 July 30, 2010