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atheistforums 

A website claiming to represent free speech and fairness for Atheists and everyone else but they will insult you and then ban you at the first chance they can get. The first chance usually occurs after you start disagreeing with them, and proving them wrong in everything they believe in.

A large portion of the forum populace have never been on a date in their lives, and therefore they will try to grovel before a female administrator called "smartmarzipan". Due to smartmarizpan's low self esteem, and the other users stroking her ego so they can get some Internet pussy, she will usually barge into your discussions with a bitchy attitude, going off on irrelevant points, and then finally locking the thread when you have proved her wrong in front of everyone and she has a temper tantrum.

Despite claiming to believe in a secular world for everyone, the users at atheistforums.com also have an odd obsession with Muslims, and they believe that even though it's ok to bash on Christians 24/7, anyone criticizing Islam needs to be closely monitored and possibly banned in the future. They staunchly believe that anyone insulting Muslims are "bigots" - despite the fact that they bash on Christians all the time, they do not feel the same rules apply to them. They believe it's OK to attack Christians, but Muslims should be left alone, and anyone criticizing Muslims are "racist" - despite the fact that Muslims are not a RACE.
Me: I think we should openly criticize Islam more for it's oppression of minorities, subjugation of women, and violence towards the outside world.

AtheistForums.com User: OMG NO!! You are a right wing conservative bigot who is just like Hitler!!! You are racist, you don't belong in this country!!!

Me: But Muslims aren't a race. You guys are Atheists and you call out Christians for the bad things they do. Don't you agree we should call out Muslims for the bad things they do? As an Atheist myself, I believe we should criticize ALL religions.

AtheistForums.com User: Umm, no.... Alright that's it. You are racist and we're banning you for trolling and being a bigot!! You are such a piece of shit, goodbye troll!!

Me, after seeing that I'm banned: What a bunch of hypocritical losers.....
atheistforums by pyromagnet July 6, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

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