flopititis

floppy titties

big monsterous breasts which flop around when moving

Look at those flopititis

flopititis by Flop May 12, 2004

flopititis

The condition of the vagina post-fisting.

When I was done with her, Kim had flopititis.

flopititis by Jason May 10, 2004

floptimist 

A person who tends to be overly optimistic with unrealistic expectations.

Wow, I can't believe he expected a profit of $1 million in the first year. What a floptimist!

floptimist by Littlehawkau January 23, 2018

Floptimistic 

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance

Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'

Floptimistic by Daarti February 8, 2015

floptimistic 

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.

Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.

floptimistic by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012

Floppitis

A medical condition afflicting overly dramatic people experiencing minor or no medical emergency at all. Characterized by "flopping around" which is an excessive rolling back and forth on the floor or bed. Often pitiful moaning and the claim that they cannot walk accompanies flopping.

She's so dramatic about her tummy ache that she called 911 and is now suffering from floppitis.

This patient is attention seeking and was diagnosed with floppitis.

Their whining has devolved into a serious case floppitis.

Floppitis by ChechPaslogh February 25, 2020