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flopititis

The condition of the vagina post-fisting.
When I was done with her, Kim had flopititis.
flopititis by Jason May 10, 2004
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floptimist 

A person who tends to be overly optimistic with unrealistic expectations.
Wow, I can't believe he expected a profit of $1 million in the first year. What a floptimist!
floptimist by Littlehawkau January 23, 2018

Floptimistic 

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance
Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'
Floptimistic by Daarti February 8, 2015

floptimistic 

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.
Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.
floptimistic by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012
A medical condition afflicting overly dramatic people experiencing minor or no medical emergency at all. Characterized by "flopping around" which is an excessive rolling back and forth on the floor or bed. Often pitiful moaning and the claim that they cannot walk accompanies flopping.
She's so dramatic about her tummy ache that she called 911 and is now suffering from floppitis.

This patient is attention seeking and was diagnosed with floppitis.

Their whining has devolved into a serious case floppitis.
Floppitis by ChechPaslogh February 25, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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