1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.
2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.
3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.
1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.
2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.
3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.
Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.