13 definitions by Tony Balony the Phony
When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.
by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018
A phrase yelled by a man who has strapped himself to a rocking chair wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots and a shoe lace tied tightly around his dick and balls. While rocking back and forth he yells "look at me im a cowboy just like my daddy"
by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018
An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.
by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018
Deuce Duped Dickhead is always a good hearted male. His good heart is used against him by the same female not once but twice. After being burnt in a relationship once, he gets manipulated and sucked back in to the same relationship with lies and false promises, only to get burnt again, more often than not the next day. The male will then be ignored and forever wonder why the female, who is obviously a game player with no heart, would ever do this to him.
"Did you hear the big fella is a Deuce Duped Dickhead?"
"The good hearted, understanding bloke?"
"Yep"
"That poor guy."
"The good hearted, understanding bloke?"
"Yep"
"That poor guy."
by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021