Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.
by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
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Pertarded

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.
by See Dee June 06, 2010
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pertarded

The unique emotional state in which a person of questionable intelligence becomes visibly irritated by the equally questionable intelligence of others
After explaining the same thing five times to his supervisee, Shane slammed his computer shut and muttered, "I swear, I’m surrounded by idiots," becoming fully pertarded as he conveniently forgot that he had spent the past three days struggling to log into his own work software.
by Nincom_p July 10, 2025
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