Exaporating 

What happens to men's jeans after being left on a chair on a hot day. Typically, the man does not wear underwear so the funk be with the jeans. Some exaporates into the chair while most exaporates into the air.

What's that puse colored haze over the jeans in my chair?
Oh.. I know... I reverse turtled for a long time and had some strong fettichimny for lunch. With refrieds and now their exaporating.
turtle, refrieds, gas puse

Exaporating by cheapsuitdan January 1, 2012

Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

Exporting Metadata 

To release bowel movements, to take a dump.

Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.

Exporting Metadata by Bonjour Bonjour August 28, 2011

exasperating 

A word to be used when something is exsasperating like finding out you'ryou're getting another brother/sister

THAT IS EXASPERATING

exasperating by Qurtz June 24, 2017

Evaporating Sales Virus 

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

Evaporating Sales Virus by alienevil June 11, 2009

Explorating 

Combination of “Exploring” and “Adventuring”, created while climbing annoyingly impossible mountainsides in Skyrim for “shortcuts”.

Term used when attempting to access “unreachable” areas in video games using overly-tenacious methods until success or absolute failure. Applicable to any videogame-related situation.

“Heheh, explorating time!” he said, as he mashed the “A” button on his controller to make his character jump non-stop. “I’m sure I can climb this mountainside eventually, even though I shouldn’t.”

“Hey, you know you can’t get up there, right? You’ve been failing for almost an hour now.”
“Shush, I’m explorating. These boxes might help me get there, I’m sure of it!”

Explorating by TheBouda January 17, 2022

enamorating 

The activity of a person who is enamored with enumerating numbers or data or rating activities or people. Usually performed by people who are hard core number nerds, and typically deals with finance, sports statistics, polling data and election results. People who do this at parties are considered boring.

Example:
Jack: Did you hear Steve sound off last night about stats for the National Womens Beach Volleyball Championship?

Mike: Yeah. He can't help himself. He's always enamorating. A total snoozer.

enamorating by Hammer vs Thumb September 10, 2022