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scruttocks 

The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.
I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.
scruttocks by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003

scruttocks 

Generalised expletive.

Origin: L2nd Rootes, Uni. of Warwick UK, 2003/04

Box of Scruttocks: a noun
'This coursework is a box of scruttocks'

'Scruttocks... it's my night in the rank kitchen...'
scruttocks by JiMternet April 20, 2004

scrattocks 

little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.
It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.
scrattocks by Liger November 19, 2004

scruttock 

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks
My scruttock hurts when cycling
scruttock by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" 

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"
"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

scruttoks 

The skin between to scrotum and buttoks.
I had scruttok surgery
scruttoks by E-man216 October 25, 2003