2 definitions by arseflank

1) condom
2) wanking aid in the form of a footwarmer
3) inoffensive expletive
oh FUCKSOCKS!
or
I can't believe I forgot the fucksocks. no bumgay action for me I guess.
by arseflank November 8, 2004
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also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.
OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty
by arseflank November 8, 2004
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