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2 definitions by arseflank

 
1.
also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.
OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty
by arseflank November 08, 2004
 
2.
1) condom
2) wanking aid in the form of a footwarmer
3) inoffensive expletive
oh FUCKSOCKS!
or
I can't believe I forgot the fucksocks. no bumgay action for me I guess.
by arseflank November 08, 2004