litro 

Shortened form of literally... to be said with emphasis.

"That was litro the funniest thing I have ever seen..."

litro by Tashrah May 10, 2006

Litro 

A term used for a lighter, usually when under the influence of marijuana.

Pass the litro G

Litro by Og Indoes April 13, 2004

Librophobe

1. Anyone who has a deep opposition towards books or anything of the like; the absolute parallel to the librophile.

2. Anyone who has a fear of liberals (i.e. conservatives).

1. Librophobe Tyrone never knew how to read. Having never forgotten how to not read, he died of chicken scarcity.

2. Johnny Bananapeel killed all the liberals with his pocket gun.

Librophobe by picklestein October 21, 2016

Literosexual 

A person who finds sexual gratification from the written word.

Jeff masturbated to Noam Chomsky and when he finished was confused by his literosexuality.

Literosexual by KarlMahon August 20, 2014

lithobraking 

Rapid deceleration of a spacecraft or other projectile due to impact, possibly unintentional, with a planetary surface. Compare to aerobraking.

The unfortunate confusion between Imperial and SI units caused a larger-than-expected atmospheric entry angle, resulting in a catastrophic lithobraking approach.

lithobraking by FlyByPC June 23, 2009

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Get Liroy'd 

Get Liroy'd is another way to say Get Fucked but in a more humoristic sense.
.Get Liroy'd is Usually used after someone screwed up, did something stupid, or got cucked by someone.
you can sometimes add another word like "Fool" or "Punk" to "Liroy" them even harder then usual

"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"you"
"you who?"
"fuck you, Get Liroy'd FOOL!"

Get Liroy'd by PremaritalHugging January 15, 2021