I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.
A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
Prieviously intelligent people , normally women , who after having a baby become so fixated on the child that they are no longer able to carry a conversation or even comprehend one unless said baby is the topic.
Once Michele had the baby she was all " you must hold the baby , talk to the baby , what did you buy the baby ? " man she was drooling more then the baby , sad but she's now totally babytarded.