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Executive Officer

The commander's assigned bitch in an US Air Force unit. Affectionately know as "the exec", these officers are responsible for all administrative, bureaucratic, and office minutia the USAF invents to screw with its units. Not to be confused with executive officers (XOs) in other military services where the term refers to the second in command).
General Officer: Can you write me a detailed report on this complex situation, along with a companion powerpoint that puts everything in simple terms that I can use to present this issue in 6-9 hours?
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.
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an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

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Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon 

Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon 

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026