Definitions by shnarf
spanish panther
spanish panther by shnarf May 26, 2008
night smurf
crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.
i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )
night smurf by shnarf May 26, 2008
celebratory african laser light show
shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.
celebratory african laser light show by shnarf May 26, 2008
cambodian giraffe murderer
a very foreign african spear chucker that hunts anything that resembles a giraffe. which includes long necked chicken heads.
cambodian giraffe murderer by shnarf May 26, 2008
tazimanian jungle puppet
a big nigga on a set of strings just like kermit the frog. he usually speaks in a rapid snarling jigaboo type language and set straight be the late white jim henson puppet master.
tazimanian jungle puppet by shnarf May 26, 2008
egyptian fraggle juggler
an african circus craftsman that juggles premature negro infants in a ring of fire for watermelon and grape soda.
egyptian fraggle juggler by shnarf May 26, 2008
commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs
an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.