Dude 1: Dude, what's wrong? You've been out of it all day.
Dude 2: It's nothing man, I just saw a dominique at the burger joint today and can't get her out of my mind. I wonder if I'll ever see here again.
Dude 1: You're depressing as hell, find a porn star that looks like her and get over it.
Dude 2: How dare you compare dominique to a whore...she would never.
Dude 1: Whoa... who's the chick that just walked in...never mind, she's with some d-bag with a popped collar and affliction
Dude 2: Fuck my life...