Expardon 

An expression used to catch someone's attention or to apologize for an interruption, disagreement, or social indiscretion.
An attempt to lessen a fault or blame. To grant pardon to.
To excuse or notify someone that a behavior, statement, or occurrence may be worthy of forgiveness.

Girl you're gonna have to expardon me, that cowboy in the corner has wranglers so tight he's even pullin' me in.

Expardon by Nitroglycejen April 28, 2011

excardon me 

A mish mash of pardon me and excuse me.

excardon me, I thought these were the gents toilets.

excardon me by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

excardon me 

Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage (or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:

1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.

Cardgage: Excardon me!

Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup

excardon me by Yuri December 21, 2003

expadontious 

•a large/crazy amount of something.
•referring to something as out of place or insane looking

ex: that girl has an expadontious amount of drip, just look at the fit!
ex: look at that little Hyundai in that group of VW‘s… it’s expadontiously of place.

expadontious by the.real.lexlex June 20, 2021

expadontious 

•A large/crazy amount of something
•Referring to something as out of place or insane looking

ex: that girl has an expadontious amount of drip, just look at the fit!
ex: look at that little Hyundai in that group of VW‘s… it’s expadontiously out of place.

expadontious by the.real.lexlex June 20, 2021

Expardome 

A single word used for excuse me and pardon me. Also a method to make all Cori's laugh.

You say expardome after performing a social faux pas.

Expardome by Thepsychoman47 April 29, 2025