Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.

(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."

Masterdate by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

masterdate by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Masterdate

An update about your masterbation habits

Person 1: i have a masterdate.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.

Masterdate by MadKnight April 4, 2022

Masterdate

The pre-date masturbation that is necessary for extremely horny individuals to get through a date without sex. Although not restricted to only males, the vast majority of documented cases involve male subjects.

Did you see Rick's new girlfriend?
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate

Masterdate by Q-Dawg89 August 2, 2011

Masterdate

When you masterbate before a date to insure you last longer when you take them home later.

Steve: “oh man, i haven’t been on a date in awhile.. i hope i don’t bust too quick”

Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”

Masterdate by sawampa March 14, 2019

MasterDate

to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.

Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.

MasterDate by Long Johns July 7, 2011

masteurdate 

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

masteurdate by mark86 March 5, 2007