Jerging Off 

The act of masturbating with Jergen's lotion.

Carl Struck out with the ladies last night, so he ended up jerging off at home by himself.

Jerging Off by Bergasm December 10, 2010

jerking off a blind guy 

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

jerking off a blind guy by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017

Jerking off with both hands 

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

Jerking off with both hands by maxflight June 19, 2010

Jegging Off 

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

Jegging Off by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

Jerking off 

When a boy is pleasuring himself in a bathroom or his bedroom and he uses lotion

Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off

Jerking off by Nikki_Manage May 12, 2021

Jerking off 

Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!

Nate is currently jerking off.

Jerking off by SexGodNate June 25, 2020

Jerking Off 

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

Jerking Off by Jerry September 7, 2004