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Facebook Flush 

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
Facebook Flush by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010

Facebook Flashing 

The act of randomly popping up on someone's chat therefore,"Flashing" them.
Guy: I was on facebook when this girl randomly pops up on chat

Girl: Oh you mean she "Facebook Flashed" you?

Guy: Yeah. she was totally Facebook flashing!
Facebook Flashing by AbbyVanP September 20, 2010

Facebook Flashmob 

In a collective effort, facebook friends of one person steal and adopt his/her profile picture, and each tag the original owner in their new pic. Then the group then likes and comments on everyone's new profile pic, ensuring a barrage of notifications for the target person. Works much better if the adopted picture is in any way scandalous.
Last night while Matt was out to dinner with his parents, 10 of us got him with a facebook flashmob. His phone must have buzzed non stop with notifications!

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008