Guessimate

To guess on every problem and only get 10% wrong.

Prologue - The only Greek member of the computer science community strolls into the class 7 minutes after the exam started. His shirt is torn, hanging loosely from one shoulder. Throw-up covers his slacks, to the knee-high region. With blood-shot eyes he slumbers down into the chair next to me. Letting out a long provocative groan, he begins his exam. After leaving the exam, this was my conversation

Dude - "Richie, how did you do on that exam?"

Richie - "Bruh, I guessed on every question."

Dude - "But didn't you get only 10% wrong?"

Richie - "Ya bruh, I guessimated that exam."

FYI Richie is the Greek Student

Guessimate by Comp Sci Stranger November 6, 2010

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guesstimatrix

Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.

She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!

guesstimatrix by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021

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guessometer

The range indicator on the instrument cluster of an electric car, particularly Nissan Leaf. It is called a guessometer due to its inability to provide a reliable number for the remaining range of the electric car.

The guessometer dropped to 40 miles just after 10 miles driving.

guessometer by MiKeEchoSierra February 17, 2019