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Guessathon 

To guess at a series of questions given on an exam, by a police officer, or by a girlfriend.
I didn't study at all last night, so my exam was a complete guessathon.
Guessathon by theAnonymous December 4, 2012

guessterpolate 

When reading values from a table and the value you want to look up does not appear, instead of calculating the value properly using interpolation you guess what the value would be but don't round it off, add a couple of decimal places to make it look legit.
Na, I didn't have time, so I just guessterpolated.

Guessterbate 

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate
Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.
Guessterbate by BigC-RR May 25, 2009

Text Guessage 

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
Text Guessage by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

Guessimate 

To guess on every problem and only get 10% wrong.
Prologue - The only Greek member of the computer science community strolls into the class 7 minutes after the exam started. His shirt is torn, hanging loosely from one shoulder. Throw-up covers his slacks, to the knee-high region. With blood-shot eyes he slumbers down into the chair next to me. Letting out a long provocative groan, he begins his exam. After leaving the exam, this was my conversation

Dude - "Richie, how did you do on that exam?"

Richie - "Bruh, I guessed on every question."

Dude - "But didn't you get only 10% wrong?"

Richie - "Ya bruh, I guessimated that exam."

FYI Richie is the Greek Student
Guessimate by Comp Sci Stranger November 6, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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