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retroduce 

v. - the act of introducing yourself to someone you've already met. It can occur under a variety of circumstances, but is usually undesirable. A few common situations are as follows.
1. You have met the person, but do not remember having met them, or do not remember their name. This version of retroducing usually leads to an awkward, detailed retelling of how you met, while you listen and feel like a jackass.
2. You have met the person, but you do no think that they remember you, so you introduce yourself again. You are forced to decide how to explain yourself, whether you would have them think that you are absentminded, rude, or that you consider yourself to be completely forgettable.
Hi, I'm Mark." "Oh, hi Mark, it's Lisa. Don't you remember me from Jonny's birthday party, we talked for a while about the pros and cons of HD versus 35mm formats." "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to retroduce myself.
retroduce by robotrib November 5, 2010
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Reproduction 

Reproduction is the production of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, Reproduction in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
Reproduction is essential to the survival of all mammals.

Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation 

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.
Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.

etroduce 

To introduce someone electronically via email, facebook, myspace or other online forum.
I can etroduce you to that hot girl, she's totally one of my facebook friends.
etroduce by amanda boekelheide October 18, 2007

Reproduction 

“I wish i had sex tonight instead of searching shit in urban dictionary cause im *horny* or curious also whats reproduction”
Reproduction by Dying is gay dude February 2, 2021

Reproductive Organ 

Another name man's penis, using a musical metaphor.
Referring to a sexy woman, "I'd let her play a tune of my reproductive organ any day."

Reproduce Asexually 

An intelligent way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
You know what, go reproduce asexually.