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Yurtle is an adverb for literally anything you want. Use it in any sentence, in any shape and form you like. Yurtle may be an adverb but do not feel afraid of using it as an insult or maybe even a compliment. It really means absolutely anything you want.
"You absolute yurtle!"

"I'll be there in a yurtle."

"Yeah, and he just kind of Yurtled towards me. I've never feared more for my life than in that moment."

"She's a real yurtle, I love her dearly. I hold her to the most highest regard. I would take a bullet for her."

"I yurtle you?"

"I, yurtle you?"

"I yurtle, you?"

"Be careful he's been known to yurtle those he hates. I'd watch your back
... literally and metaphysically."

"Sometimes I just feel so yurtle. Like I've just been yurtled by Derrick and I want to die. My life is in complete and utter chaos."

"You look like a yurtle, act like one too and speak as if you're talking in tongues you dipshit. You Yurtle."

"You yurtled that test man! Great job!"

"Yurtle."

"His kid got yurtled by a G-Wagon last week. It really is a tragedy. I'll be attending the funeral on friday. I do hope to see you there."
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the demon spawn of hell. spewd from the deepest darkest pits of satan's nightmares. fueled by the sorrow of the dead and dying as well as the pain and suffering of all who know his name. This apocolypse takes form in the shape of the one thing no one expects... a pet turtle.
1. oh look at the cute little turtle.

CHOMP

yurtle did him in.

2. yurtle has scrunched into his shell this means

another civil war in africa has broken out.
yurtle by hueby jeebies November 2, 2010
get out the way I got a yurtle and I need the toilet.
yurtle by Jim beem July 16, 2008

Yertle the turtle 

When you make a bitch cum with your knee and nothing else
Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night

Veronica: you yertled the turtle!

Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY
Yertle the turtle by yertturt October 24, 2020
A multi-use piece of slang that sprung up in East London around 2000.

A noun - Generally used in place of something sexual or toilet related

An adjective - Meaning similar to 'very good'

A verb - random verb replacement, used when the original verb is obvious or can be infered from the rest of the sentance.
Noun:
I'm just going for a yortle
Last night I watched some porn and had a yortle

Adjective:
This film is totally yortle!
Dude, this is the most yortle party ever!

Verb:
What a great goal, he just yortled it from 30 yards!
I was yortling along the road the other day and I ran into (insert name)
Yortle by PiemasterUK November 5, 2005
it comes from oakland,ca (tha town) it means weed marajuana
a cuz u got some yurple
yurple by rashad March 11, 2005

slurzy yurtles 

slurzy yurtles

An uneasy or upset stomach, often experienced as diarrhea, nausea.
"Don't eat those McNuggets Kevin, they've been sitting out for two days. You're gonna get the slurzy yurtles if you eat them."

Doctor: "What brings you here today?"
Kevin: "I ate some nugs and 'cue sauce and now I got ray-rays (diarrhea) and a squirly tum."
Doctor: "Just as I suspected. A textbook case of the slurzy yurtles."
slurzy yurtles by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017