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the demon spawn of hell. spewd from the deepest darkest pits of satan's nightmares. fueled by the sorrow of the dead and dying as well as the pain and suffering of all who know his name. This apocolypse takes form in the shape of the one thing no one expects... a pet turtle.
1. oh look at the cute little turtle.


yurtle did him in.

2. yurtle has scrunched into his shell this means

another civil war in africa has broken out.
by hueby jeebies November 01, 2010
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get out the way I got a yurtle and I need the toilet.
by Jim beem January 26, 2006
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