manpon 

Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.

manpon by Sexican619 January 2, 2007

manpon 

A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole

Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.

manpon by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Manpon 

Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo

Manpon by yoyo August 14, 2003

Manpon 

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.

That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.

Manpon by Big B September 12, 2003

Manpon 

When a guy has a raw ass, and his undies are swetty he will fold a piece a poop paper and place it between his cheeks. Also works for days when farts are wet.

Dude my ass is raw as hell. I am going to run in the bathroom and make myself a manpon. Whew that fart was juicy, glad I got my manpon in.

Manpon by T-Man Whitey November 3, 2009

Manpon 

A napkin folded together so if you cough or sneeze, the little run comes out and gets caught by the napkin.

Big Black (From the show Rob and Big) "I had 40 hot wings last night. So I had to manpon it up."

Manpon by Justin Dig December 31, 2006

manpon 

when a highly spicy food causes a man to have such bad diarrhea that he has to use a tampon in his ass. a.k.a. "manpon".

man #1 says to other: "whoah that chili was so hot i needed to use a manpon to stop the diarrhea".
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."

manpon by katis June 19, 2009