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Spockblock 

The act of punching holes in someone's argument or idea by way of pointing out how illogical it is.
I wanted to become an actor, but my father spockblocked me.
Spockblock by Malion January 14, 2008

SockBlocked 

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.
She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.
SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016

sockblock 

I wanted to jerk it to the new Playboy, but my mom kept sockblocking me! :D
sockblock by :D'smom September 11, 2010

Spock block 

(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.

(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.

(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.
When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.

shockblocker 

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.
shockblocker by Shanette August 23, 2007

Spotblocked

When spotify interrupts your music session with a stupid ad.
John: Yeah, nest song is awesome
Spotify: Now on spotify premium...
John: Fuckin' spotblocked!!!