smashed ass 

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

smashed ass by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Big Bag of Smashed Ass 

A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.

When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!

Big Bag of Smashed Ass by Captain Wafer February 24, 2010

Bag of Smashed Ass 

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)

Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!

Bag of Smashed Ass by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Justice April 22, 2005

A bag of smashed assholes 

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly

"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

A bag of smashed assholes by Eric Renton May 6, 2006