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A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly
by Eric Renton April 26, 2006
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Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.
Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"
by USMCBear January 27, 2007
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The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.
That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.
by Geekdragon February 13, 2008
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A Satchel of compressed ani.
I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.
by offcenter April 13, 2007
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