To waste otherwise valuable time in self-stimulation of the genitals, or more metaphorically, to waste time doing something unrelated and unimportant to the task at hand; it must be of great interest/pleasure to oneself but only to oneself (which separates it from procrastination) and must have no real positive or substantial upshots.
Keane should be writing an essay but he's procrasturbating.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
by Keane B June 8, 2006
1. I have to go buy more milk but I’m going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.
by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017
The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
by tylerb91 January 19, 2010
Sexually pleasuring oneself as a means to avoid completing some task(s). More often than not, this action is detrimental and negatively affects the procrasturbator.
Greg: Hey, did you submit that proposal last night?
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.
by JustKeepTugging January 12, 2023
I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.
by Zachary Carapetis July 11, 2008
"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"
by D-daii March 26, 2010
by darqcyde December 24, 2008