Time Sponge 

A place on the internet where you go just to check something out, then spend hours playing - like typing names into Urban Dictionary

I spent an hour elf bowling - it is a definite time sponge.

Time Sponge by Huntch March 9, 2010

Timesponge 

Someone in the workplace who is either too lazy or too stupid to think for themselves, so they perpetually ask everyone else to help them with their problems - thereby soaking up other people's time .

Bob keeps asking me how to update the sales spreadsheet. Seriously, that guy is a real timesponge!

Timesponge by Rhaphanidosis August 15, 2015

timesponge 

Someone who spends a lot of their time on calls that are achieving nothing.

Phil spends 2 hours every day on Teams calls. He's a total fucking Timesponge. Talking about nothing,

timesponge by Hugher Janus November 28, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008