Someone in the workplace who is either too lazy or too stupid to think for themselves, so they perpetually ask everyone else to help them with their problems - thereby soaking up other people's time .
Bob keeps asking me how to update the sales spreadsheet. Seriously, that guy is a real timesponge!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).