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1.Rectos: a term said by people when their mind has been blown completley.
2. a tearm meaning a mixture of "OMG and WTF NO WAY"

NOTE*(Rectos is usually "sang" in a high pitched voice rather than said, Rectos can also be used as the subject in a sentance eg."thats a rectos")
1) guy 1: Dude, i just realized it how mutch man has evolved since the beging of time... just think about it.

guy 2: Rectos!

2) Guy 1: you know those underwater jet streams in Finding Nemo?

Guy 2: ya?

Guy 1: there real!

Guy 2: RECTOS

3)Guy 1: Thats Nasty, that dog just slobbered all over my face!
Girl 1: Dog's tounges are cleaner than human's
guy 1: Thats A Rectos!
Rectos by Brokencheese March 4, 2010
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restostock 

Restoring a car just the way it came of the assembly line.
FOR SALE: 1957 Chevrolet BelAir Convertible. RestoStock, 2 years ago.
restostock by Frank1957 November 2, 2007

Recto-vaginal pouch 

The recto-vaginal pouch, also known by various other names (e.g., pouch of Douglas, vaginal cul-de-sac, deep pussy), is the extension of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum and the posterior wall of the uterus in the female human body. Often formed by oversized objects such as the penis pushing past the cervix and stretching out the lowest point in the female abdomen.
I knew she had had many loves when I reached her recto-vaginal pouch and could not touch bottom.

Mad Rector 

A scale used to describe an event someone has participated in. It decides how Mad or Out of Control the event was. The Mad Rector is out of 12.5: 12.5 being ridiculously mad and 0 being not mad at all. The Mad Rector is used most frequently when out at nightclubs or bars.
1. ''Did you have a good night?''

''Yes, It was a 12.0 on the Mad Rector.''

2. ''How was your concert?''

''It wasn't mad at all, I'd give it a 2.5 on the Mad Rector''
Mad Rector by sp1999444 November 1, 2012

rectophiliac 

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.
Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.
rectophiliac by ken69 November 6, 2009

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome 

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.
After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

rectastrophe 

A rectal catastrophe of sorts....includes and not limited to 1 man 1 glass sort of disasters..you get the picture...your asshole will never be the same after a rectastrophe
Guy 1: Hey my friend gonna try shoving a beehive up his ass,,
Guy 2: Sounds like its gonna end in a rectastrophe