tube

Idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag

"See him he's a pure tube man !"
translates as "That chap is a proper fool"

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

tube

london underground/metro/subway

fuck the tube, I have a car.

by blah December 15, 2003

tube

Television

I feel like watching the tube

by Arya F April 3, 2003

tube

Noun: A derisive and/or derogatory term for a Woman's vagina.

Dahveed: "Yo Emy, why'd you break-up with Jackie?"

Emy: "I was tired of banging her tube"

Dahveed: "Hey that brode is so hawt I wanna fuck her tube"

by Dahveed May 12, 2008

tube

1. A round, cylindical object.

2. The London Underground.

3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.

1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."

2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."

3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

tube

A Tube is a video site with embeded Flash or HTML5 videos.

Youtube is on of the best known Tube sites or Tubes.

by EnriqueN January 7, 2011

tube

A person that has no idea how to converse with another human. Soemone that has a brain deficency.

"did you understand a word that guy said?"

"No , he was a complete Tube"

by Bagoshago October 21, 2008