Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.
When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.

Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.

My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.
by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010
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