1-BLARGG the scurvy dog got away again! best if said by pirate
2-BLARGG! i had such a bad day today!
3-person 1: blargg
person 2: whats wrong?
person 1: just bored and dont know what to do
A haggard looking female. Usually the unattractive friend of a girl you want to date.
Mitch: "Hey, I'm gonna go for the cute red head. you talk to her friend"
Jake: "What? i'm not getting stuck with the blargg dude, I'm talking the cute red head."
Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".
1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.