blarge 

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.

bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge

blarge by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

Blarge 

The sound a Zombie Penguin makes upon locating its human prey.

Tim: "Whats that sound?"
Jerry: "What, the Blarge sound?"
Tim: "Yeah that."
Jerry: "Oh, crap, the Zombie Penguins must be invading again."

Blarge by Reveran April 19, 2011

Blarge 

A combination of big and large.

"That's a pretty blarge egg you have"
" Thanks man I found it on the ground"

Blarge by Blarge egg gang February 18, 2020

blarge 

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

blarge by eric February 14, 2005

blarge 

this word means shut up or fuck. =p

you can say these things:

BLARGE!!!
or
blarge you
or maybe
shut the blarge up!

also this world is pronounced as blarg. forget the "e" but that's how you say it.

blarge by Flarin Erin November 10, 2006

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

face barge 

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.

Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.

face barge by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014