kering

To ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.

Person A: Wait, isn't that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?

Person B: Yeah, I had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before I knew it, I was kering half the people there. My racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too...

Person A: Wow, a double-kerin at one party? AWESOME!

kering by boticelli February 7, 2010

bic-kering 

Arguing over a butane-lighter issue, such as who drained off all the fluid, who should pay for a replacement lighter, etc.

I don't smoke and I try to avoid hanging out with those folks who do, so I mostly avoid da endless bouts of bic-kering dat seem to accompany said nicotine-inflamed-nerved individuals.

bic-kering by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Skeleton Keying 

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

Skeleton Keying by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.

Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!

Krizz Kringle by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019

keking 

the act of laughing, see lol or kek.

keking hard with my bros right now

keking by Urfaaace May 9, 2018

Keming

The result of improper kerning.

What the helvetica, your kerning has turned into one massive keming fest. What the font were you thinking?

Keming by Jon-Kyle February 22, 2008

keding 

The type of person when he/she needs a lot more time to think. Basically, this word came from the word 'Kepala Loading' which means "Loading Head" in Malay. This causes people to feel annoyed at times just because they need a lot more time to think.

"Nice eyebrows man!"
"What?"

(5 minutes later)
"Hey thanks!"
"Damn son, you are very keding...'

keding by Demo0n EaT3ER January 24, 2018