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1.
The best suffix for anything that is extreme.
Deathfest, ragefest, suckfest, sexfest, gayfest, idiotfest, assholefest, fuckmefest. You get the point.
by Hizzo April 16, 2004
 
2.
An awesome punk festival in Gainesville Fl where fat dudes with beards get drunk as fuck and listen to great bands.
"You going to fest this year?"
"Does the pope shit in the woods?"
"Um, i dunno, i presume he uses a normal commode like most people".
"....."
by readysteadyjedi October 10, 2007
 
3.
1.suffix. used to create a noun that indicates an abundance of a particular type of person or activity in a particular place at a given time.
1. This bar sucks. Its a total chochfest.
2. I'd go to the coffee shop, but I know its going to be nothing but a tarkfest
3. sausagefest, a personal favorite.
by chaos lloyd March 02, 2005
 
4.
When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time

this can be a group activity or on your own
ive been festing all day
lets have a fest sesh
by Mr Birling April 26, 2009
 
5.
When the bros kick back and chill, when males bro it out and chill and play gamecube, no females aloud or that would be a bro foul and u would no longer be festing
dude we should fest tonight

i just to chill with the bros and fest

dude that was a bro foul and ur not festing

harrison sometimes you just want to fest to much
by FamilyGuyFan 84 April 28, 2008
 
6.
If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad
OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!
by Wu Dark March 29, 2004
 
7.
An effective tactic commonly used by groups of males in a bar or club situation, whereby one intrepid member will use a 'come hither' or better still a hugging motion to group attractive females together and take back to the male group for chatting up. Tends to be very effective when both male and female groups have drank copious amounts of alcohol.
"Let's fest those ladies over there..."

"Derek fested a bunch of girl for us in Mansion last night,"

"Let's go out for some festivities tonight lad!"
by Davis Jr. April 23, 2008