Keming

The result of improper kerning.

What the helvetica, your kerning has turned into one massive keming fest. What the font were you thinking?

by Jon-Kyle February 22, 2008

keming

(n.) The result of improper kerning.

(to kern is to adjust space between characters in typeset text).

The typographer who worked on that film just pulled a keming by not having equal spacing between each letter in each word in the opening credits.

by AvsC February 21, 2008

keming

the result of improper kerning

I ' mtryingtosetspacing, butIcan ' tseemtogetthekemingright.

by TheNewWazoo December 22, 2008

keming primary school

the best place ever. the people there are so nice the teachers are so friendly too except for some *mrs emily wong.* the general office staffs are so rude. the canteen stall 2 Maggie tomyum the best shit ever

keming primary school is so fun

by ejckakcjeb November 22, 2021

Skeleton Keying

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018

keking

the act of laughing, see lol or kek.

keking hard with my bros right now

by Urfaaace May 9, 2018

keding

The type of person when he/she needs a lot more time to think. Basically, this word came from the word 'Kepala Loading' which means "Loading Head" in Malay. This causes people to feel annoyed at times just because they need a lot more time to think.

"Nice eyebrows man!"
"What?"

(5 minutes later)
"Hey thanks!"
"Damn son, you are very keding...'

by Demo0n EaT3ER January 24, 2018