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Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.
"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"
by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004

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