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will knot 

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.
Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.
will knot by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

Will knot 

An ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. Play on words: not/knot. Connotes other meanings of "will knot," lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your ass cheeks.
He broke up with her, but she still WILL NOT stop texting him. She's a WILL KNOT and needs to get a life, like, now.
Will knot by wachaaaaa November 30, 2010

will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off
Oh man i got some really rusty will knots
will knots by Chode Master April 17, 2003

willknot 

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry
Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.
willknot by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026