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Chitch, a portmanteau of chick and bitch.
Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"
chitch by natalie portmanteaux June 13, 2021
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Similar to bitch but much more expansive. Can range in meaning from "my very best friend" to "the worst person who has ever lived"
"That chitch? That's Laura- she's my main chitch"

"That guy sucks. He is the chitchiest of all chitches to ever chitch."
chitch by glitterbutch May 20, 2015
A cross between a chick & a bitch. You may hear this word on the radio during the David Guetta & Akon song, Sexy Bitch when they half censor the word 'bitch'.
Sheba aint no sexy chitch, but Jessica Alba is.
chitch by grade2syndrome October 23, 2009
Someone who is gay, in any sense of the word.
"Martin, you're 35% chitch!"
chitch by John Smith December 7, 2003
Anybody that I am bothered by can be defined as a chitch faced Dawg!!!!
Chitchilogical, Chitchaloid, Chitcharoo, Cha-Chitch
chitch by Grill December 5, 2006
West of Scotland slang for female genitalia.

Originating from its mysterious appearance in the lyrics of the song 'Sexy Chick' by David Guetta ft Akon.
Gie's a swatch of yer chitch!
Chitch by Wolfe_S September 29, 2009
an asshole... loser... dumbass... **ne male**
Omg Greg Is Such A CHITCH! He Needs His Ass Kicked!
chitch by SeXcDaNiEllE December 5, 2006