Top Definition
One who views one's self or self worth more than it actually is in reality. One that tends to TRY and dress trendy or hip but just can't pull it off. One whose style does not equal their confidence.
See etymology (Scott Baeo in "joanie loves chatzy"). That dude thought he was cool in the extra medium shirt...damn he looked like a chatch
by sean A July 20, 2006
n. A chatch is someone unimportant, worthless, laughable, or annoying. The word chatch is usually conveyed with a tone of disdain or disrespect. Chatch often appears in the form of the phrase "some chatch" meaning "someone so unimportant that he isn't deserving of description." When used to convey annoyance with a male, it could be substituted for the word "bitch," but the word "chatch" also implies arrogance of the speaker. Chatch almost always is used to describe a male; the female variation is chitch.
1. Q: "Who called you yesterday?"
A: "I don't know. It was some chatch."

2. "That drunk guy just pissed all over himself. What a chatch."

3. "I don't want to lend you my car, I just washed it."
"Dude, don't be a chatch."
by artythesmarty May 24, 2013
A vagina.
Damn, her swimsuit is so tight you can see her chatch lips right through.
by Dr. Shine~ January 27, 2004
An awkward, extremely feminine male that likes to play video games in their free time. A chatch is also a name used when somebody talks about their "YOLO" adventures on their weekend. All in all, a chatch is a faggot.
"See that kid Rob? He so weird"
"Yeah what a chatch"
by swagthough May 21, 2013
to chat online and watch television
to communicate with other viewers on Chatch TV
Chatch TV - chat and watch tv is a television chat site where users chat with other users about their favorite tv shows while they are watching them
I'm gonna "chatch" American Idol tonight.

I love to chat online and watch tv, I'm a big "chatcher".

I was "chatching" about The Real Housewives of Atlanta last night.
by Chatch TV September 02, 2011
origin: counterpart of the 'choch' (hindhi slang for the pubic region of a man)
definition: the pubic region of a female, synonymous with the words: vagina, pussy, cunt, velvet etc.
dude that girls walking weird. maybe she got it in the chatch

you are such an f'n chatch for stealing my fifa10
by chipzbartops December 24, 2009
A Vagina that was created artificially, i.e. through vaginoplasty. This would be predominantly for transsexuals.
Gene had vaginoplasty and now has a chatch. Gene is also now known as Jean.
by No chach November 19, 2007
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