chitch

Chitch, a portmanteau of chick and bitch.

Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"

by natalie portmanteaux June 13, 2021

chitch

Similar to bitch but much more expansive. Can range in meaning from "my very best friend" to "the worst person who has ever lived"

"That chitch? That's Laura- she's my main chitch"

"That guy sucks. He is the chitchiest of all chitches to ever chitch."

by glitterbutch May 20, 2015

chitch

A cross between a chick & a bitch. You may hear this word on the radio during the David Guetta & Akon song, Sexy Bitch when they half censor the word 'bitch'.

Sheba aint no sexy chitch, but Jessica Alba is.

by grade2syndrome October 23, 2009

chitch

Someone who is gay, in any sense of the word.

"Martin, you're 35% chitch!"

by John Smith December 7, 2003

chitch

Anybody that I am bothered by can be defined as a chitch faced Dawg!!!!

Chitchilogical, Chitchaloid, Chitcharoo, Cha-Chitch

by Grill December 5, 2006

chitch

an asshole... loser... dumbass... **ne male**

Omg Greg Is Such A CHITCH! He Needs His Ass Kicked!

by SeXcDaNiEllE December 5, 2006

Chitch

West of Scotland slang for female genitalia.

Originating from its mysterious appearance in the lyrics of the song 'Sexy Chick' by David Guetta ft Akon.

Gie's a swatch of yer chitch!

by Wolfe_S September 29, 2009