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Facebagging 

The act of physically bagging the face of oneself, generally in paper form, that of which is preferably decorated.

Born of an anarchical stance to promote inner beauty and/or the desire for anonymity, facebagging is a social movement currently sweeping the underground.

*Facebagging is unrelated to the act of bagging or insulting an individuals face
"I didn't want anyone i knew to recognise me with my grandmother, so I slipped on my designer facebagging bag and went outside comfortably incognito."
Facebagging by Facebagger September 28, 2009
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Facebragging 

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.
alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.
Facebragging by tf27 July 9, 2010

facebalking 

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

facehugging

(ger.): Making one's face squish against (or hug) random objects or people; when taking a photo. Similar to the internet phenomena of planking, owling or tebowing.

Variations include adjusting one's facial expression while posing to reflect the individual's feeling toward the object or person they are Facehugging. i.e. Facehugging your favorite beer with an expression of total adoration vs. facehugging your failed biology exam with a look of total dispair.

(Verb): Facehug
(Past tense): Facehugged
I just posted a pic of Christy and Sabrina facehugging a Ferarri and it got 248 likes.
facehugging by boycottanimalcircus December 23, 2011

facebanking 

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

Faceblogging 

Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook's purpose is to keep in touch with friends, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Annoying female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning" (Normal post, nothing unusual)

Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"

AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)

AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)

AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)

You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
Faceblogging by IHateBloggers September 21, 2009

Facebaiting 

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.
Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.
Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011