Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook
as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook
's purpose is to keep in touch with friends
, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic
, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome
that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying
, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar
at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless
female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning
" (Normal post, nothing
Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different
post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"
AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING
HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you
, you're all bastards and I fucking
hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar
the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)
AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend
whom they have been dating for a week)
AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music
You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook
, KILL IT.