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sextating 

Verb

Having sex while cooking and or eating a potato
I had fun sextating with you last night, the potatoes were great.
sextating by P0T@T0 September 22, 2009

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.
Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.
Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017

Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)
My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say
Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

Club house seating 

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.
Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.
Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

cd settings 

When u go to the beach with ur wife juss say CD settings advice from V9
"Kyle when your with your wife just tap on her shoulder at the beach and say CD settings, trust me Kyle"
cd settings by Venomous bop October 26, 2019

Sextation 

Sextation is a travel experience, such as a vacation, where the primary recreational activity happens to be engaging in sex with your significant other. It can also be used when there isn't an official vacation, but one is staying at home. Similar to a stay-cation, you don't need to leave home to enjoy the many benefits. It usually implies that the sex is extended, over a day or more, like a vacation, but a sextation.
Oh my God, my new BF is so hot! We didn't leave his house for three days - it was like a total sextation -three nights, and four days. All inclusive. I need a vacation!
Sextation by Funny Moms May 16, 2016