A sneaky kind of fart that leaves your anus, sneakily creeps as a bubble along your sweaty crevice (forwards or backwards) and then finishes with a loud pop when it finally escapes.
I can't exercise after a big Tex-Mex meal; I'm sure to have a PuffClaph in Jazzercise..
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.