PuffClaph

A sneaky kind of fart that leaves your anus, sneakily creeps as a bubble along your sweaty crevice (forwards or backwards) and then finishes with a loud pop when it finally escapes.

I can't exercise after a big Tex-Mex meal; I'm sure to have a PuffClaph in Jazzercise..

by MISDazzler November 4, 2010